Bikini Bottom's Nerdiest Jokes

Why Did SpongeBob Go to the Doctor?

SpongeBob SquarePants, the beloved resident of Bikini Bottom, found himself in a bit of a pickle. He had been experiencing some strange symptoms – his spatula was feeling a little rusty, and his Krabby Patty-making skills were off the charts... but not in a good way.

After consulting with Dr. Mermaid Man, SpongeBob discovered that he had contracted a rare case of 'Bikini Bottom-itis' – a condition characterized by an excessive love for all things nerdy.

What Did Patrick Say to Sandy?

Patrick Star, SpongeBob's trusty sidekick, was trying to impress his best friend with some fancy scientific jargon. He approached Sandy Cheeks, the smart and sassy squirrel, and said:

'Hey, Sandy! I've been studying the art of... uh... 'Squidward-ology'!' Sandy raised an eyebrow and replied, 'Patrick, that's not a thing.'

Why Did Mr. Krabs Go to the Library?

Mr. Krabs, the infamous owner of the Krusty Krab restaurant, was feeling a little... well, crabby. He decided to visit the Bikini Bottom library to research some new ways to increase his profits.

As he browsed through the shelves, he stumbled upon a book titled 'The Art of Making More Money.' Mr. Krabs' eyes widened with excitement as he exclaimed, 'Ah ha! This is just what I need!'